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Watching a movie of his in philosophy and he is way too smooth. Verbally kicks the ass of every mind in a third grade class room

Is it bad that Jersey shore is actually entertaining tonight?

iamthedeadpool:

sexncomics:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

marvelconfessions:

‘I never understood how I could hate spiders but love Spider-Man’

I can explain this.

Now pay attention because this is complicated

Spider-man is not a spider

he is a person with the powers of a spider (despite the fact that most of the powers he has spiders don’t have them)

It’s like saying ‘I don’t understand how i could hate spiders yet i like spider plants’

Also, Spidey’s funny. While, spiders don’t make joke.

These confessions are stupid man

iamthedeadpool:

You should put a Hyphen or a Period after Mr. Because I thought it said 

Mrs. Uper Duper